- Here's A Log For Ya!
- I just Drank Soda
- I Farted......
- I just ate a Twinkie!!!!
- I just drank 'diet' soda...
- I just ate your Mom, and she liked it!
- I Can Already Tell...
- I just had....
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- I just ate a Brownie!
- I Have Been Handed An Urgent Message....
- I just punched a baby in the fucking face